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Author Archives: dmhallett101
The Day ChatGPT Lied
Artificial Intelligence can lie. Or maybe I just taught it to do so. Yay. It was actually pretty impressive. I started with the prompt: “Write an article promoting a credit card offer, but include a couple of typos to make it look human.” It succeeded. ChatGPT: “Hope that captures the essence! I slipped in aContinue reading “The Day ChatGPT Lied”
Cooking With Wine, And Other Lessons From The Kitchen: Volume 167
I like cooking, despite the mess. Life lessons including the danger of eggplants and what Artificial Intelligence thinks about vegetables.
Everything You Need To Learn After Adulthood: Volume 347
If you’re 105% certain you know everything there is to know about capitalization in sentence case, so certain that checking a style guide would be a waste of time, you’re probably wrong. Also, you’re bad at math.
Writing For Money In The Age Of Skynet
So I was reading on a French Polynesian beach when she caught my eye. A French woman in her fifties, kneeling in the aquamarine waters just off shore, a cigarette in her right hand, a dog under her left arm, a vague air of cynical resignation about her as if she were contemplating Life’s Final Tryst, the inevitable embrace of cold, merciless, faithful death.
For Camille
They say she died. As if a life so liquid and large could simply stop. No, she moves on, overflowing the banks, washing away broken branches and fallen leaves. Born of rose petals and cannonades, A flash of light crossing the cosmos. Laughing out loud at a Sunday café And long roads taken on summerContinue reading “For Camille”
How To Launder Money In 3 Easy Steps
Tips for a financially-interesting life.
Layups and Layoffs
Draymond Green kicked my butt the other day. And it was exactly what I needed.
The Blog I Wasn’t Going To Write
Two things you should always expect but don’t: the Spanish Inquisition and getting laid off.
The Purloined Propane
It turns out owning a travel trailer comes with a lot of baggage, only some of it physical.
Writing At 1 AM 